IS THIS REAL WHERE CAN I GET ONE
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
A flop. Big budget comedy textposter officialunitedstates has done it again. Like it because you must, but refrain from reblogging. The “I’m not like other girls” schtick has been done tirelessly by users who have more love and passion for the gimmick than he.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
The national animal of England is the lion…
The national animal of the United States is the eagle…
The national animal of Canada is the beaver.
Beaver is slang for lady parts.
Our pussy game the strongest there is
the national animal of scotland is the unicorn
nobody can beat that
Unicorns aren’t real just like Scotland’s claim to being a country